CANDLEHAND F*CK YOU PURPLE

A fucking gesture to express everything: your mood, your opinion or even your outlook on life! Right; now you can get yourself a high quality, realistic dick that comes in several colors and is well packaged for your convenience. Fuck someone you think deserves it, or don't give a fuck at all - keep it all to yourself. Isn't that fucking awesome?

Made of high quality purple paraffin wax.